so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place
JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM
JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
Quit smiling, you’re suppose to be professional.
He’s got a knife! RUN!
I AM GROOT
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"